It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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