bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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