I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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