So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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