i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
4 words: hood of his car
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We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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