Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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