i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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