32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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