There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Randomize
