he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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