She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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