some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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