I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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