Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
The Olympian is in my bed
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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