Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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