It's just like the Real World with babies
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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