sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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