i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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