so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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