You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Randomize
