The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I think people are normalizing furries
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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