You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Two words: nipple clamps
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