All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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