I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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