My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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