i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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