I heard we made out
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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