I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I would fuck him just for his dog
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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