Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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