remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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