i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
So vagazzling was a success
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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