So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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