She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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