her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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