i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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