i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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