Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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