wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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