so that wasnt chicken after all
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You know, be my cock's hype man.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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