We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?