Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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