We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We're too hungover to prance.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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