physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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