im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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