i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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