it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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