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  (773): View more from Illinois

  Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian

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  (773): Help. Asians are flirting in front of me<div>(773): They speak asian</div> http://tfl.nu/664g
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  (906): View more from Michigan

  Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident

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  (906): Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident http://tfl.nu/3vk6
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  (850): View more from Florida

  it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.

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  (850): it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco. http://tfl.nu/l4az
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  (650): View more from California

  Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.

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  (650): Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had. http://tfl.nu/nfhv
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  (618): View more from Illinois

  i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer

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  (618): i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer http://tfl.nu/zm3w
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  (631): View more from New York

  i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill

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  (631): i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill http://tfl.nu/bzs5
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  (320): View more from Minnesota

  It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?

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  (320): It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college? http://tfl.nu/c66r
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  (919): View more from North Carolina

  My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?

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  (919): My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect? http://tfl.nu/6qrg
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  (631): View more from New York

  its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states

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  (631): its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states http://tfl.nu/czgf
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  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5

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  (413): Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5 http://tfl.nu/y1kc
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  (574): View more from Indiana

  he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog

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  knight in shining armor

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  (574): he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog (1-574): knight in shining armor http://tfl.nu/bdyw
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  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.

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  (610): Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout. http://tfl.nu/wlac
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  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!

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  (617): I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka! http://tfl.nu/buxw
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  (919): View more from North Carolina

  I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...

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  (919): I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going... http://tfl.nu/t999
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  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop

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  (484): I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop http://tfl.nu/re1e
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