I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon