So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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