I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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