i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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