As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
