YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
operation harelip BJ is a go
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize