Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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