He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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