She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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